21 February 2011


Church Harem \ˈchərch ˈher-əm -noun
Contemporary (primarily evangelical) Christian worship team comprised of male instrument players and female singers. Male leader must play guitar. Common attributes among the females: unnecessary six-part harmonies, color coordinated t-shirts, and excessive vibrato. Prayers in between songs that involve the word "just" are very common.

1 comment:

  1. hahahhaa i just wanna thank you for posting this, it's just so perceptive and i just want to thank you for your great posts, its just so great to see someone just do what they wanna do.